krabby-kronicle:

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opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

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lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

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bestgore:

Mutuals let me smell you with my antennas

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megafreeman:

me, an irish person: oh boy I sure do love walking in a street and being an irish person which I am really proud to be!

pearl, in her honda accord: 

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tinymeatgang:

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sourpatchlezz:

sourpatchlezz:

i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this

if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen

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pointlesslypointing:

viktor-zhjarnek:

classicalmonoblogue:

timsutton:

you’re opening up pandora’s box jeff

does that look like a man who’s afraid of the contents?

He’s the man who made the damn box

And he inscribed

Daddy

On the lid

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nebuvoid:

ectoimp:

So…I just learned that tumblr has a newish policy.
New blogs are hidden from tags. So….say you make an ask/rp blog and then put out a post to get attention for it………no one can see it. until you ‘seem human’ through re blogging and commenting. Which ask blogs rarely do. also sideblogs cant like things

this explains why bots have taken to rebloging peoples posts and commenting on them. To get around the policy and seem ‘human’

So if you made a new blog and feel like it was ignored…..its not your fault. Its tumblrs shitty system. im testing getting around it by pming friends through the blog,,,so we’ll see if that works

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ruinedchildhood:

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terefah:

twenty crime teen

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